OMG! THE CICADAS ARE CUMMING!! AHH!
these fuckers (literally!) live underground for 17 years, hatch all at once, make loud siren-like noises, trying to find their great orgy in the sky… hitting you in the face while fucking, and then die.
oh and they get into EVERYTHING.
dead cicadas everywhere……
what a strange, annoying existence.
more importantly: will Brood II effect asheville? :/